Kids lyrics - Descendents

Warning the Basemaster General has determined that coffee is good for your health

Doug is bouncing off the walls
Ray is drooling big spit balls
Feeling cranky, logged all night

Kids on coffee

Where's my Bonus Cup?
Come on man, fill me up
I need some Krappers to wash it down

Kids on coffee

Kids on coffee

Went driving down to San Diego
Passing by the nuclear tits
Go away off my earth!

Kids on coffee!

Thanks to modern chemistry, sleeping is now optional.